Sit
back, relax....let's take a break
and have a spot of coffee and chocolate...
Coffee Warning Signs!
You thread your sewing machine,
while it is still running...
Juan Valdez names his donkey
after you.
You anwser the door before
people knock.
You converted your car's radiator
to brew a pot of coffee on the
way to work.
Your face is on the Colombian
postage stamp.
Your thermos is on wheels.
You can play ping pong without
a partner.
Your coffee filters are monogrammed.
All your kids are named "Joe."
You chew on other people's
fingernails.
You don't need a hammer to
pound nails.
You speed-walk in your sleep.
Your birthday is a national
holiday in Colombia
Your eyes stay open when you
sneeze.
You can "jump-start" your car
without cables.
You can photograph yourself
from ten feet away without a timer.
You ski uphill.
You have to watch videos in
fast-forward.
You channel-surf faster without
the remote.
You get a speeding ticket when
your car is parked.......
Tumbleweed Tantalizer
Tell your favorite
bartender to move over for this recipe.
In a blender, combine a scoop of vanilla
ice cream, a double shot of your favorite
java or espresso brew, one shot each
of Kahlua, Frangelica, and Carolan's
Irish cream. Tames even the jumping-est
java lover.
Sit
back, relax....let's take a break
and have a spot of coffee and chocolate...
